A man went into the confessional box after years of being away from the church.
Inside he found a fully equipped bar with 'Guinness' on tap.
On one wall, there was a row of decanters with fine Irish Whiskies and Waterford Crystal Glasses ...
On the other wall, a dazzling array of the finest Liqueurs, Cigars and Chocolates.
Then the priest came in. And the man said : "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The father replied : "You <banned word filter activated>, you're on my side."
↧