Hmm... Let me see if I can guide you in the right direction. Before you decide to do anything else, first, you ask the one you have quoted to do the honours. If this fails, you should wait for your parents to do the honours, second! If this fails then you must do the honours yourself, last! If this fails too, then, I am afraid, you will have to stay a spinster for the rest of your life. There is no point in marrying if you can't find a husband who is sufficiently caring and obedient towards you. Having said this and if you do decide to marry anyway, you could always train him to be obedient and caring and if this doesn't work out then send him to a Boot Camp as far away as possible from where you live. Once you have achieved this, Don't ever bother to call him, text him, email him or dispatch a hand written message with the help of pigeons or parrots, come what may. Using birds for this purpose may land you in trouble with animal welfare organisations on an international scale, surely, you dont need all the hassle. Don't worry, you will definitely find a husband who will never be disobedient or uncaring towards you when the time is right. Go back to sleep now and have pleasant dreams! You poor little devil!
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